Cupcake Royale Reveals A "Royale With Cheese"

The cupcake mavens over at Cupcake Royale have released a new cake of the month: the Royale with Cheese. In their words:

A seriously rich swirl of [cream cheese] pile high on our deliciously dark new chocolate cake Royale. Finished with a sweet sprinkling of dark chocolate curls...

Why, why is there not a Cupcake Royale near work?!